July 02, 2009

Remember the Time We Were the World Learning Our ABCs

The most vivid memory I have of Michael Jackson is one at Media Play, where I worked in the Norwood location for a couple of years during high school. The summer was just beginning, and the biggest album release of the year was about to drop. It was an all-hand situation where everyone was at work, ready to go. The store even opened early, and unlike any other 'early opening' which saw a trickle of peeople, people stormed in.


The album was HIStory, and was a compilation of 'greatest hits' and new songs from the King of Pop. For years, I had admired Michael, and he was always a consumate performer, and always made people happy no matter where he went; or at least, he tried to make them happy. In school, I was dreamed about being a performer like him, and bringing joy to people in a way that only he could.

HIStory was one of the first CDs that I listed to all the way through, every single track, in the first sitting. Both discs. It was just a joy to hear all those great songs that I was growing up with through elementary and middle school, the prime of my childhood, and to hear all those wonderful new songs. The truth was, there wasn't a single bad song on the entire album. To this day, I will contend that this is the only 'greatest hits' album worth buying, because Michael brought something new to the table, instead of having a greedy grab for cash.

Michael had an innocense about him, and I always believed that. I still do. Everyone demonizes him for the controversies, from Bubbles the Monkey to McCauly Culkin to the child molestation accusations. Michael loved children, but in a way that could only be described as a pure love. Michael loved all human beings, and just wanted everyone to get along. He didn't have a childhood, so he continued to live his throughout his adult life. To his dying day, I believe that he had a naive quality that thought one day there would be no war, and the world would live in peace and harmony together.

Others would stare at Michael because of his constantly changing appearance. The truth is, all of us have something about ourselves we would like to change, whether it be our nose, our face, our weight. The difference was that Michael could afford to make these changes. With a skin disease causing his skin to go white, he had to lighten other parts of of skin to match consistency; he was, after all, a performer.

Michael had music that transcended genres, and transcended life. He was an inspiration for peace, and he just wished that people could live together in harmony. He passed away a week ago, but his impact on me was such that I just only began to understand myself how I really feel about it; shock has now past, and I have moved to accepting his departure from us.

HIs essence was one of purity, as he led a sheltered life from the rest of the world. He will be missed worldwide, and he will be missed right here.

Baby on Board and Other Stupid Things On The Back of People's Vehicles

As I was driving from the hotel to the office today on my final day in New Jersey, I was behind an car with a "Baby on Board" sign in the rear window. As I trailed this car as the supposed parent with her child on board weaved in out of traffic dangerously, all I could wonder is, "...and what is your point?"


Baby_on_board After all, I don't give a damn if your kid is on board your vehicle, it will certainly not impact my decision on whether to ram you in the rear end of your car just because your child is on board; certainly, I would not wish to ram you in the rear end of your car regardless. After all, I would not want to damage my car, and especially not the rental I have, and that should be enough of a reason.

So after I pass the "Baby on Board", I get behind an oversized SUV with a woman riding her brakes, and in her back window is a stick-figure image of her family. If you haven't seen these, essentially the idea is that a woman who lives vicariously through her children, and for some reason has no life of her own outside of her family, places one sticker each for the members of the family that is transported in this vehicle.

Family_suv

The beauty of this system is that, when you vehicle is parked in the driveway of your oversized four thousand (4000) square foot home, the psychotic nut about to burglarize your house and kill all of you conveniently knows exactly how many adults, children, dogs, and cats to kill so that the nut can get away with whatever valuables are being kept in the Maxwell House can in the back of their pantry where they think it is safe.

Yes, I get it. You can reproduce. Sometimes like rabbits. Ocassionlly like Jon and Kate. You got your freak on, your husband (at the time boyfriend) didn't wrap it up, and you popped a few offspring out. This does not mean that the person behind you trying to figure out if you're turning because you've had your blinker on for 3 miles cares in the slighest.

If you're going to reproduce, it is certainly your decision. Just don't burden society annoucning your baby is on board, or that you are more fertile than a Catholic whore. 

Baby on Board and Other Stupid Things On The Back of People's Vehicles

As I was driving from the hotel to the office today on my final day in New Jersey, I was behind an car with a "Baby on Board" sign in the rear window. As I trailed this car as the supposed parent with her child on board weaved in out of traffic dangerously, all I could wonder is, "...and what is your point?"


Baby_on_board After all, I don't give a damn if your kid is on board your vehicle, it will certainly not impact my decision on whether to ram you in the rear end of your car just because your child is on board; certainly, I would not wish to ram you in the rear end of your car regardless. After all, I would not want to damage my car, and especially not the rental I have, and that should be enough of a reason.

So after I pass the "Baby on Board", I get behind an oversized SUV with a woman riding her brakes, and in her back window is a stick-figure image of her family. If you haven't seen these, essentially the idea is that a woman who lives vicariously through her children, and for some reason has no life of her own outside of her family, places one sticker each for the members of the family that is transported in this vehicle.

Family_suv

The beauty of this system is that, when you vehicle is parked in the driveway of your oversized four thousand (4000) square foot home, the psychotic nut about to rub your house and kill all of you conveniently knows exactly how many adults, children, dogs, and cats to kill so that the nut can get away with whatever valuables are being kept in the Maxwell House can in the back of their pantry where they think it is safe.

Yes, I get it. You can reproduce. Sometimes like rabbits. Ocassionlly like Jon and Kate. You got your freak on, your husband (at the time boyfriend) didn't wrap it up, and you popped a few offspring out. This does not mean that the person behind you trying to figure out if you're turning because you've had your blinker on for 3 miles cares in the slighest.

If you're going to reproduce, it is certainly your decision. Just don't burden society annoucning your baby is on board, or that you are more fertile than a Catholic whore. 

April 30, 2009

Star Trek Hotties

As I watched the previews for the new Star Trek movie last year, all I could think was, "WTF?" Not even the full phrase could come to mind, because giving it three words, instead of three letters, would be providing too much credit to what I was seeing.

I immediately pushed it out of my mind. After all, as someone who has seen every episode of every show, every movie, and wished he could live in the twenty fourth century and serve on a starship, I was baffled that Paramount would take this step backwards with a cash-cow franchise.

So recently, as the release date has approached, I decided to try to watch a couple more of the trailers that were releas; all I could thing was, "WTF?"

We have a movie with speeding cars, flights, laser shows, and hot young actors. This isn't Star Trek, this is MTV meets the idiot causing Gene Roddenberry to roll in his grave. With that, I also began to think about Hollywood in general, are where it has come and gone over the years. From televisions to movies, everything goes in waves, with ideas crunched together; one person has a good idea, and a dozen others copy it. Someone else has another good idea later, and the process starts all over again.

If we look back to the original Star Trek series, you have William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, and Deforest Kelley. None of these people are hot. Instead, they were hired to play roles of people who were in charge of a spaceship flying around with a fuel that could destroy a freaking planet. This is not a job I would want some twenty-two year old guy with ripped abs and a buzz cut in charge of.

Actors used to be hired because they could act, or at least do something with a semblence of acting. Bea Arthur, may she rest in peace, would never have had a career today; she looked like a lesbian, and people didn't care, because she could play good characters. Instead, if Maude were cast today, she would be 26, toned, possibly tatooed, wit blond hair down to her shoulders and perfection in the skin.

I am certainly not saying that people who look "hot" can't act, but let's put the full hand on the table. I've turned on MTV, I've seen movies in the last fifteen years. The typical movie/television show has been an excuse for some hot woman to pull down her clothes to her bra, or some guy to drop it down to his boxer shorts so he can show his six pack ab; the acting is always non-existant. Hell, they'd be better off not having any actual lines for these people, and just focus on their looks.

Of course, the music industry isn't much better. For an industry where looks really should matter (sound recordings), we've seen the 'hotness' factor be more important than actual singing and music. Every generation complains about the next generation's music, but every generation prior has had music that didn't need to be sound-corrected, remodulated, and enhanced to the level that the music today does. It is more important in today's music industry for someone to look good on the cover than sound good on the disc

Talent is cast aside for appearance; what is on the surface is more important than what is underneath. While there were plenty of good looking actors and musicians in the past, they still had to have talent, something that is lost on the entertainment executives of today.

April 03, 2009

A Guy Can Marry a Guy, But Not Corn

In an earthshattering, completely unexpected on a national scale, and wholly astonishing move, the State Supreme Court in Iowa today overturned a law prohibiting same-sex marriage. This makes Iowa the third state in the United States to recognize legal marriage.


Technically, it is the fourth, but we aren't counting California since they can't make up their damn mind.

This also puts Iowa, in my book, in the category of one of the smartest states in the country, right after Massachusettes and Connecticut. (Side Note: Connecticut elected Chris Dodd and Joe Lieberman, so they can't be that intelligent.)

With this move, Iowa will now permit same sex couples to be afforded the same rights as multisexual couples. This also means that Iowa will be instilling "family values" by fostering loving, monogomous relationships.

What it also means is that gays and lesbians will be attracted to Iowa for its low cost of living, low unemployment rate, and abbundance of land. With that will come "gay money", with gay men more spend-happy, and with more disposable income due to the lack of children, or low number of children.

There are those that will claim that this is the end of the world; those people did the same thing when Massachusettes legalizaed gay marriage, and the state has not plunged into the bowels of hell from whence never to return. Instead, gay marriage is met with a complete disregard now, or at the most, a mild chuckle.

Those against this ruling will claim it will hurt families and culture; I will never understand how nuturing and promoting monogomous relationships between loving individuals is considered "bad for society". For those who claim that "god is against it" really just need to get over it. Simply put, as a nation with a seperation of church and state, we must be dictated by login, and not theology. If we become a theocracy, then how would the United States be any different than Iran, Afghanistan, Iraq, or any other country where religion rules and society suffers because of it?

Equal rights will eventually spread across the country. Maybe not today, but eventually everyone will be equal. In the meantime, Iowa has redefined "Middle America" as a more tolerant, accepting society on the right path.

Oh, and the day when all the whackjobs treat everyone equally? Don't worry about going to your in-laws the next day, the world will come to an end. There will always be idiots with hate, usually based on their guy in the clouds being better than you guy in the clouds. Well, the guys in the clouds agree; shut up and recognize you can't understand the universe through the writings of people translated multiple times from multiple languages, each with different root syntaxes. 

March 08, 2009

When the Revolution Comes...

For the prior eight years, I have been using the phrase, "when the revolution comes," referring directly to the concept that at some point, the greed and shortsightedness of the extremely wealthy in the United States would have to come to an end; the people of this country could only tolerate it to so many lengths.


After this economic collapse, many people are now questioning their priorities.

Image a couple in suburban America; let's call them Harry and Louise. Harry was a successful financial securities worker, Louise had a successful job in telecommunications. They live together in Fairfield County, Connecticut, and work in Manhattan. They have two children currently attending a private High School; one is preparing to graduate this summer, and the other will graduate in 2010.

In the Summer of 2008, Louise was called into her managers office; a merger that the executives committed to a few years earlier was failing, and they needed to cut staff in order to maintain "windfall profits". Louise was shocked, she thought her job was secure, she asked what happened to the executives to committed to the failed merger, and why some profits weren't good enough. She was told, "well the CEOs are very stressed, so they were given $52 Million in bonuses. We have to improve profits so the CEO can get a bigger bonus this year; he has a house next to Martha Stuarts to pay for, after all."

Louise was despondent and stressed; how would they survive when they only had one income, and where would she find another job? Well, jobs are a dime a dozen, even in a recession. That evening, when Harry and Louise discussed the situation, after a brief moment of domestic abuse and Louise covering up her bruises with some blush she had purchased the week earlier at Nordstroms, they sat down for a frank discussion about the next steps.

They decided the next step was for Louise to begin looking for another job. She wouldn't accept any less than $125,000 as a starting salary, and she would begin her job search the next day. At least they a six month savings, the college fund was well funded, and so there shouldn't be any major problems.

They continued to live a lifestyle of typical suburbanites; eating out frequently, children remained in private school, and they went to weekly performances in Manhattan; only the best seats, of course. The health insurance was switched to Harry's employers; Louise had much better coverage, but at least with this 'life change', they would still be covered by their HMO.

In October 2008, Harry and Louise made a large donation to the compaign of John McCain; their primary concerns were taxes and healthcare; they didn't want to pay for the healthcare of the poor if they, according to them, 'couldn't be bothers to find decent jobs with good health benefits." Louise still has not found employment, but they felt between all of the national issues, plus the gay marriage issue facing Connecticut, they needed to act to ensure that Republican leadership continued to maintain their lifestyle.

In November, 2008, Barack Obama was elected President of the United States. The next day, Harry was called into his manager's office.

"Harry, you have worked here for fifteen years. However, with a Democrat now in office, we decided that rather than dealing with possible regulation, that we would just sell the firm to a competitor. We apologize, but there simply isn't any money in the budget to provide you with a large severance."

Harry, confused, said "what happened to the TARP money that was given to the company to bail us out?"

Harry's boss chuckled, "well, after the executive compensation plan, that money is gone. After all, $234 million in bonus money can only go so far."

Harry took the train home to his 5200 Square Foot home in Fairfield County, Connecticut, and again they were faced with the discussion between Harry and Louise on what happened to them, and their next steps. After some loud arguing, and a quick trip to the ER to set Louise's broken arm after she "fell down the stairs", they thought about what their next steps were going to be. Louise has had no luck finding employment; she was offered a few jobs but they only paid $75,000 or so, and that simply wasn't enough.

On November 15, Harry and Louise received a letter from their bank. It read:

Dear Mr. and Mrs. American,

Effective January 1, 2009, your Adjustable Rate Interest Mortgage will now be placed at an Interest Rate of 14.6%. if you have any questions, please do not hesitate to call our customer care center at 866-GET-LOST, and one of our care representatives will be happy to help you from the call center we outsourced to in the slums of Mumbai.

We would thank you for reading this letter, but it isn't like you have a choice at this point.

Sincerely,

Dewey C. Howe
Executive VP, Customer Care


Harry and Louise began to look at their budgets, and Louise began to feel dizzy. "Harry, I don't feel well...." and she collapsed on the floor.

At the emergency room, the doctor came out, looking slightly distant, "Harry, we need to talk..." he began. "Louise is very sick. We believe it is cancer."  Harry sighed, thinking everything was going wrong, but he was still positive it would all work out.

On December 5, 2008, Louise was officially diagnosed with breast cancer, which had spread to other organs in her body. The only think Harry could think was, "thank god for Cobra. It is costing us a fortune, and has drained the savings and college funds to pay for it, but at least we have health insurance."

On December 15, 2008, Harry received a call from the hospital, informing him the administrator needed to have a word with him. When he arrived at the administrator's office, the speakerphone was turned on; Harry could tell by the light and the muffled sounds in the background. "Harry, your insurance company is on the line. They have declined to cover Louise's medical bills because it was determined, based on how far the cancer had spread, that it was a pre-existing condition." Harry was shocked, "but we've had medical coverage for years."

On the speakerphone, the voice spoke up, "yes, but that was under Louise's coverage until recently. Because you switched to another contract plan under a different employer, that coverage reset, and is no longer valid."

Without being able to authorize further expenses, and the doctors unwilling and unable to do anything outside of basic treatment that the insurance company would authorize, Louise died on December 25.

Now a single father with two children, one of which about to graduate High School, Harry had to figure out what to do; his mortgage payments were going to sharply rise, and he only had $650 in all the bank accounts; the financial crises wiped out all of their investments. 

After Christmas, Harry had to pull the children from their private school and move them to a Public school. Unfortunately, because the Private school had not been teaching to proper academic standards, the youngest child was told she would have to remain in school one extra year; the graduating child was in before the school went to a 'creationism based science model' and therefore could continue to graduate from the Public school.

As the months progressed, Harry was unable to find work. His mortgage payments were several months late when the foreclosure notice came; he could not afford the house he was in. He couldn't afford it before, of course, but with a two income household, and home equity loans, they were just waiting it out until the price of homes went up. He put the home on the market, but his debt of $1.2 Million far outweighed the homes $325,000 current market value; and even then, homes in the neighborhood were taking 6-9 months to sell, if not longer.

In late February, Harry took his two children and moved from their home to New Haven, where they applied for government assistance, and subsidized housing. They were turned down; a state senator Harry had supported from the 2006 election voted to cut funding to aiding the poverty stricken.

Harry is now a single father with two children, homeless. His oldest child, with excellent grades up until Christmas, and the fact that she was a legacy, was a sure acceptance to Yale. Instead, they walk around the the Yale campus, knowing that the opportunity will never come. Even if accepted, Harry could never afford to send his child there; the tuition was too expensive. As a matter of fact, with no income, no savings, and no home, Harry couldn't even afford to send his children to Public College.

His daughters began soliciting themselves for sex on Craigslist; they had clothes to buy, and if their father wouldn't buy them all the things they wanted, then they would find a daddy who would.

On March 5, 2009, Harry sold his daughters' prostitution business to a gentlemen in downtown New Haven for $250, took the money, and dropped it off at the Republic party headquarters before jumping into traffic merging from I-84 to I-91 North, and being hit by a semi-trailer truck, ending his life instantly. He had lost everything, and he would not be a drain on society; the money he gave would help in the fight against the rights of the poverty stricken; Harry's final words before the truck struck him, "damn lazy people, why can't they just go get a job."

February 22, 2009

1/6 of a Year Down (and Out)

As we progress through 2009, we are now 1/6 of the way through the year. There is no doubt that a substantial portion of the year is now behind us, but the bulk of it is still ahead. This means that, despite my failed attempts at my goals to date, I still have an opportunity for success.


The truth is, I had a new site I wanted to launch at least a couple of months ago; the first of the year was supposed to be the launching point, but that just failed to come to fruition. I was busy at work, and just couldn't seem to get focused. Now that I am facing at least a couple of weeks at home until my next major trip, I am hoping this will be some time to not only get caught up at work, but to also spend some time getting caught up on the things that I wanted to do.

2009 was supposed to be the year that I would begin to get back on track, get healthy, and work on the many hobbies I have that frequently get abandoned because I just can't seem to stay focused on them. I believe I still have an opportunity to achieve the goals that I set out for myself at the beginning of the year, but I do have to make up time. I have two months behind me, and very little accomplished. This means I need to take a step back to January 1, take stock of what I wanted to get done, and assess what I need to do to achieve what I want.

In some ways, I probably should not be approaching life as if there are specific metrics set out for accomplishments; but if you don't apply specific measures to what you want to do, then how do you know what you have accomplished. Deep down, I think we all really do this, applying specific targets to goals, and weighting those goals. We just do it without even realizing it.

I know the things I want to accomplish, I just need to set my mind to the specific tasks at hand, and work towards those goals. 

January 26, 2009

What Am I Doing?

That really is the big question, isn't it? What am I doing? It is 2009, I am 31 years old, and I've been feeling like I've been treading water lately. 


We have a new President in the United States, a financial mess, and no appearance it is going to get better any time soon. In the meantime, I'm already almost through the first month of the year, and I haven't accomplished, or really even started, any of my goals for the year.

I think I need to set some metrics for myself, otherwise I am never going to get anything done at this point. 

December 27, 2008

2008

Usually once a year, I reflect upon the past year, both personally and on the world as a whole. It has been a tradition of this blog for some time now. As I think about the past year, I can only think that I just don't want to do it. Usually there are some good things to go with the bad; 2008 sucked, and I think we are all ready for it to be over.


Some highlights include:

  • Banking Scandal
  • Taxpayer Giveaway to Wall Street 
  • John McCain 
  • Sarah Palin 
  • Barack Obama 
  • Joe Biden 
  • Hillary Clinton 
  • John Edwards 
  • Hurricanes
  • Microsoft Buying Yahoo 
  • Yahoo Not Accepting 
  • Circuit City going Bankrupt 
    • This sucks because not because it is a good store (it is a bad store), but because it leaves no checks in place to control Best Buy's piss poor customer service.
  • Off-Shore Drilling
  • Tina Fey at Sarah Palin   
 In general, what a horrible year. Here is looking towards 2009. 

November 21, 2008

America is... Corporate Royalty

A couple of days ago, the leaders of the "Big 3" American automakers, swooped into Washington, D.C. with their hands out. Rick Wagoner (General Motors), Alan Mulally (Ford), and Robert Nardelli (Chrysler), all CEOs of the automakers, are asking the Federal Government to hand over a $25 Billion loan to keep their industry afloat.


This isn't about them. Well, it is; but it is more about corporate culture that permeates through this country for the wealthiest people in this country. These three men are just perfect, textbook examples of what makes America what it has been in recent history. America, especially in the last four years, has been about class warfare. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and there is no longer a "middle class". Is it any wonder John McCain couldn't say "middle class" on the campaign trail? He believes, rightfully so, that it doesn't exist any longer.

In the last couple of months, we have had corporations all over the country laying off workers, going bankrupt, reorganizing, and/or asking for bailouts from the Federal Government. "Give us money, or we will fail!" they say.

So the government stepped forward, and pushed up $700 Billion to give away to buy "bad assets". However, Treasury Secretary Paulson, who I believe has the job title of "Secretary of Having His Head Up His Ass", was given this money with a wide berth of authority. This was done so he could act quickly, and not have to go back to congress every time something was teetering. Instead of saving people from being kicked out of their homes, he gave this money to banks and other corporations. The theory, he said, was that by propping up these companies, they were going to free up credit so that everything could get flowing again. To date, corporations have taken the money, people continue to get foreclosed upon, and nothing appears to be improving in the slightest.

While Mr. Head Up His Ass tries to figure out what to do with this money, and which gigantic corporations deserve to leach off the taxpayer's dime the most, the corporate executives are continuing to enjoy the high life. AIG, which has had almost $100 Billion in bailouts, has continued to throw lavish conferences for the top executives, all in the guise of "necessary buisness".

Corporate heads are flying around in private jets, instead of taking commercial flights. Instead of having to deal with security lines like everyone else, they drive up (I'm sorry... are driven up) to the foot of their private plane, take off, land, and are picked up by another lavish road vehicle.

These people, the wealthiest Americans, have absolutely no idea of how real people live. It never even occurs to them that they should, god forbid, fly with other people. It doesn't occur to them to drive themselves, as opposed to being driven somewhere. It also doesn't occur to them that, if your company loses billions of dollars every year, that you should not be entitled to tens of millions of dollars in compensation from that company. These executives are running their countries into the ground, firing people left and right, and the CEOs do not take pay cuts.

Let's do the math here. Let's say the average CEO has a total compensation package of $10 Million. If this one person went down to a salary of $1 Million, you could employ more than 150 people at a middle class salary with full benefits with the difference, and pay those people a good, living wage. (Not decent, living. There is a difference. Decent is how it is defined by the person who is defining it; Living is defined by the cost of actual living.) This jag-off is still making more than just about everyone, would still be able to afford a great lifestyle, and might only have to make a few changes in the way things are done.

You have those in the country who claim that even espousing these kinds of beliefs are socialism. They say that if a company is willing to pay the CEO $10 Million, then they should have that right, as they have the right to run their companies the way they want. Sure they do... as long as they aren't destroying our economy by firing workers in favor of executives, and then turning around and asking for a federal bailout to save their hides, instead of fixing broken business models.

Every American deserves to be able to work, and deserves a living wage. Concentrating the wealth into a select few people is not good for America, not good for the economy, and not good for the world. Every American deserves healthcare; no one should not be able to go to the doctor because they can not afford it.

Here is the reality. Wealth is concentrated into a select few people, and those people control the process to wealth. For the last eight years, reduced oversight over companies has created a black hole in which all of the country's money has gone. A startling statistic: as of today, we are in a spot where the last eleven years never happened, financially. Everything we had improved on in the Clinton years has been erased by one fake redneck blue blood and his cronies, in favor of the wealthiest of the wealthy. The wealthy that continue to flaunt their wealth in front of us, while still having their hand out for a bailout.

Here is the message to the "Big 3" CEOs of the automotive industry; fly Delta, you jackasses. It won't kill you, and maybe, just maybe, you'll understand what it is like to be a real American when you have to rip apart every item you own in a security line in 30 second or less, shove it all through a X-Ray machine, and have a magnetic wand shoved up your ass looking for explosives, despite the fact that you have been through the same airport hundreds of times with the same TSA staff. They are just doing their jobs, after all. So am I, and so should you. Make your companies succeed on their own merits, or don't get your corporate bonuses. Let's stop rewarding failure for these mega-rich idiots running their companies into the ground, and support the average American who is struggling, going to lose their home and job, and can't support their families.

Greed, corruption, and scandal make up our economy. Let's move away from that, and to hard work and dedication being rewarded with a living wage that allows the middle class to live like the middle class again.

And that, my friends, defines why America is... Corporate Royalty.

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